Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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