I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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