I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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