I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need water and some morals
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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