i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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