Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Come on in and take your pants off
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