I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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