Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
