I wanna bring you to show and tell
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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