mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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