hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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