I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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