Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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