i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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