i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
