I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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