we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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