Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
