do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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