i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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