Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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