so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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