wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
