question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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