i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Randomize
