You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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