Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You ate ashes out of my bong
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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