I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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