I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
tonight lets celebrate not being married
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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