If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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