normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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