Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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