I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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