She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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