shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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