Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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