I love having hate sex.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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