I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
How's work?
Spinning.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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