how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it's like iHOP with fire
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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