But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
