Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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