Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
