On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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