He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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