she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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