Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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