your parents love me but you hate me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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