I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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