its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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