fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
